Queso and the Blood Donor Bandit.
Whiskers: Nacho are you awake?
Nacho: Yeah! Queso the fatty is hogging all the milk again.
Six Weeks Later
Queso: Be careful playing soccer with broken glass Nacho!
Nacho: Meow Queso! I cut my paw on the glass and it won't stop bleeding!
Queso: Kitten Telepathy! Calling all kittens! Nacho needs to get to the vet! Don't tell mom!
Queso: This way whiskers. We'll take the shortcut to the vet, so Bowser the dog and mom won't see us.
Queso: I didn't realize Nacho was a hemophiliac and now he needs a blood transfusion. BOOO HOO MEOW!
Nurse: Nacho has been Diagnosed with Feline AIDS. The blood we used in the blood transfusion was donated by the evil kitty blood donor.
Evil Kitten Blood Donor Strikes Again!!
One year Later.
Here lies our beloved brother and son, Nacho. He loved playing the most in this life.
Blood Donor Bandit: String! I can't resist string!
Whiskers: Good thinking Queso. No cat can resist the temptation of string.
Kitty Cop: Good job Queso. Our vets can breath easy again.
Blood Donor Bandit: For now! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!